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(Family Month: What heartwarming sights will happen today?)
(Who is the first one to come to school?)
(Handsome man with bangs Sang-min!)
Very self-confident Sang-min
As expected, you're here early.
I slept at school.
(Happy with warm-up scenarios)
(Next is polite Su-geun)
Hello!
(Dang-song addicted Jang-hun)
I don't know who sits here.
That's my seat.
I saw this show on the internet on my free day.
When we do skits, Su-geun is on the top
along with Min Kyung-hun and Kim Hee-chul.
Those three are the honor students.
Me, Ho-dong, and Sang-min are poor students.
What about me?
You, Kim Young-cheol is the Dang Boss.
Dang Boss?
D-a-n-g. Boss.
Dang Boss.
Sing D-a-n-g for us!
D-a-n-g? D-a-n-g?
(The birth of D.A.N.G)
I have a nickname now?
-He has a nickname now. -Boss of the boss!
Dang Boss!
(Self-Encore Performance)
Dang Boss! Dang Boss! Nice, isn't it?
(Embarrassment is their responsibility)
Why is he the Dang Boss? Because that's all he knows how to do on this show.
Gosh. I have to do something different now.
(Ho-dong who entered noisily!)
The lunch box was really good!
What were the lunch boxes about?
(Before the recording, they ate lunch boxes provided by Sang-min's fans.)
I heard he used his own money.
I heard his mom packed it.
He doesn't have any money!
The creditors gave it to him for paying his debt.
(Good job paying it back!)
The creditors wanted him to eat well and pay back their money.
It was really good!
-It was incredible. -It was good.
Say something!
You scared me!
Who do you honestly like more? Yoo Jae-suk or Kang Ho-dong?
That's not even a question for him.
Let me see...
Let me see!
My heart is beating fast!
Hurry up and say it!
Let's see.
He's really nervous.
Isn't Min Kyung-hun so funny lately?
90% of his jokes work. All of his jokes are funny!
How come you're not funny?
I get 1%.
(Thanks to D.A.N.G, he was able to get 1%)
Who do you like better?
I think Jae-suk is very gentle.
Ho-dong is pretty far from that.
Instead, I think he's very loyal.
But I haven't experienced that loyalty yet.
I like...
(Gentle Jae-suk VS Loyal Ho-dong?)
(Puckered lips)
(No way...How dare he...)
Yoo Jae-suk.
(He chose Yoo Jae-suk)
(Insult ringing in his ears)
(Triumphant)
I'm so shocked.
Ho-dong's gonna hold a grudge for a long time.
Kyung-hun meant it as a joke, but he made a mistake.
(Doesn't even care)
I met Jae-suk!
I told him the article went out, and he said,
"I did watch the show, but I was just joking. Ho-dong could have felt bad."
-Look at his happy face. -He told me to tell you that he's watching the show well.
(Sudden change in the mood)
But if he really was watching it, he could have called you himself.
It was all lip service.
-Do you keep in touch? -What?
Do you keep in touch with Jae-suk?
It's been a while since they talked on the phone. They're distant now.
That's why they don't do a show together.
They only meet during the awards ceremony.
Do they only meet once a year?
They don't even sit next to each other.
They meet three times a year: KBS, SBS, MBC.
-They meet in December. -They meet three times a year.
They meet three times a year.
I talk with him sometimes on the phone.
He's talking in a Seoul accent.
What do you do on Saturday that you can't watch our show?
You don't watch our show.
My parents are watching TV, so I can't.
Don't you have a TV in your room?
I do, but JTBC doesn't come on.
(Dumbfounded)
-Your room doesn't get JTBC? -Doesn't make any sense.
Listen to me.
You can only request for one cable channel, right?
That's in my parents' room.
-Hey! -Can't you connect two?
Cable comes out even on Udo Island!
What are you saying?
Why are you being like this when he has no
money to be part of the singers' association?
Yeah, I couldn't be part of it.
(One more nickname: Miser Kyung-hun)
Why are we at school anyways? May 5th is a holiday.)
Why isn't the transfer student here yet?
-They'll be here. -Are we doing this by ourselves?
-She's here! -There's a silhouette outside.
It's suddenly so quiet.
(Ta-da!)
(Jaws dropping)
(Eyes wide open)
Is this for real?
Hi! It's nice to meet you!
Hi!
I'm the beauty Han Chae-ah who transferred from
Joseon Beauty School. It's nice to meet you.
-Wow, she's so pretty. -Incredibly pretty.
(Beautiful woman turn!)
She's so pretty!
This is awesome.
Let's go do the skit right away.
Honey! Let's just start this right away!
(Everyone in of one mind in front of the beautiful woman)
She's the most beautiful of all the guests who showed up.
(Thumbs up)
Really?
Thank you.
Then what happens to those other women you liked?
They're not coming anymore.
-I heard you didn't want to transfer here. -That's right.
We should be thankful!
She's around our age! Something can really happen between us.
Huh? What did you say?
(Excuse me?)
Doesn't your wife say anything at home?
We have two of them here!
(Variety show's divorced duet!)
How old are you?
-Me? -Yes.
How old do I look?
-26? -35?
You seem older than me.
-Do I look to be that age? -Yes.
I'm 35.
I was right!
Do you know who Han Chae-ah is?
She's one of the five beauties of Ulsan!
Who are the five beauties?
-Kim Tae-hee! -And?
-Han Chae-ah! -And?
Choi Seon-ju.
(W-who is she?!)
How do you know her? She's my friend.
Is she pretty or not?
She's so-so.
Oh, she's so-so?
(Choi Seon-ju failed to be part of the five beauties)
If you think of Ulsan, Han Chae-ah is number one!
You beat Kim Tae-hee.
-No. -No?
-I don't think that's right. -Why not?
Kim Tae-hee is prettier.
Kyung-hun, who is prettier? Kim Tae-hee or Han Chae-ah?
Kim Tae-hee.
(Defeated right here and now)
-I didn't hear you. What did you say? -Nothing!
Nothing?
But why did you come? Is it really because of Young-cheol? He kept calling for you.
Young-cheol was too obsessed with me.
(Ah...)
It must have been hard for you.
Chae-ah, don't you have to help me out?
(The voice that calls every night!)
Since a month ago, we talked to each other on the phone and met up a few times.
What's going on between you two?
You accomplished something big!
Young-cheol and Chae-ah are...
(Young-chul and Chae-ah sitting in the tree, K-I.. Not possible )
Why?
Why do you think that?
(Although we want to be funny, no is no!)
We're both from Ulsan!
So what?
Then is all the woman in Ulsan yours?
(I guess you're right...)
Young-cheol's parents like me.
Yeah, they really like her.
-Yeah, it's okay for his parents to like you. -All parents like you.
What parent would not like Han Chae-ah?
My parents love you!
(Love calls from in-laws!)
My parents would want you as their daughter-in-law.
Oh, really?
You're so pretty!
Thank you.
Are you happy that you're pretty?
-Yes! -Yes?
Good for you.
Do you know that you're pretty?
Um...yes. I think I'm pretty.
Since when did you know that you were pretty?
Since I was born?
What are you saying?
My mom said that I knew that I was pretty since I was born.
It's a blessing that your mom remembers you when you were born.
My mom fainted after giving birth to me, so she doesn't remember.
(Hard to react to parent jokes)
I can't make jokes about my mom?
Mom, I'm sorry.
I thought it would be funny.
Have you ever watched "Ask Us Anything?"
Yes, it's a show that I like very much.
Then can you make it more fun than Kang Ye-won and Shin So-yul?
Um...yes!
Really?
She has to put it down first, but she hasn't yet.
-Put what down? Put my backpack down? -No, I mean..
Put what down? Put my backpack down?
(Throw in a lame joke when they were least expecting)
(Dizzy, dizzy)
(The actress transfer student asked for a challenge)
Then do you have one or two houses?
(Dizzy...)
I can't lose! I'll make lame jokes of my own!
I'm on a lease.
Oh...you do?
Anyways, thanks for transferring here.
Nice to meet you!
She's thinking, "should I transfer again?"
If you leave now, you'll become the female Kim Heung-gook.
Isn't there anything you're curious about me?
We're curious about everything!
I'll give you a quiz so that you guys can know me better in an easier way.
Do you want to try guessing it?
Do you give us a present if we guess it right?
There is!
What is it?
Can't you tell us what the present is beforehand?
No, just guess it first.
-I need motivation. -No.
It's because the presents have sucked so far.
Why complain when you're the best at it?
You're always like "I have no motivation if
you don't give me a gift. I know the answer!"
(Gets up right away when he knows the answer!)
(Rule: Takes credit for each correct answer)
I have nothing else to do these days, so what do I do if you do that, too?
I hit you with this, right?
Yeah. Hit hard.
-I'm going to start. -Okay.
When is my happiest moment?
Right this moment!
?You came to me and called my name?
?Such a beautiful girl, such a cool guy?
When is my happiest moment?
-I know! -Su-geun.
When you take a shower.
-It's similar, right? -No.
When you're sweating in a charcoal kiln.
(Explosion of Laughter)
(She's the only one who finds it funny)
Don't laugh by yourself!
Isn't it funny?
(This kind of joke is just my style!)
I know. When you finish a day's work and take a shower after everything is done-
Too long! Too long!
-...Take a shower after everything is done... -Too long! Too long!
(Stiffen)
Are you a train or what?
Are you a train or a banana? Why so long?
(Start of conflict between father and son!)
Hey, you!
What are you doing to your father?
Sorry.
Gosh, how offensive!
Forget it! I'm not doing it!
I'll give you a hint.
A bed!
I know! When you're playing a fortune-telling game with cards in bed.
(Flower Cards Fortune telling: each image on a card determines your fortune)
(Memories popping up)
That kind of hobby doesn't suit her pretty face.
(Still it doesn't seem as if she doesn't know!)
No!
-When you're playing with your cell-phone on the bed. -No!
It's something about preparations!
When you're charging your phone on the bed.
(G...Genius?)
You can charge your cell-phone somewhere else!
I do it on my bed! Don't you?
He's not wrong though. We charge our batteries to prepare for the next day.
(Reassured!)
When you smoke a cigarette before you sleep!
(This is too much!)
"Good work today! You did well, Chae-ah!"
(Punishment of the hammer!)
(Anger's Full Swing!)
(Flustered after hitting him)
(Hug him once then run away)
(Full of worry)
Are you okay? I'm sorry.
(Satisfied with a hug. I'm happy.)
Short-answer question number one!
What is "short-answer question number one?"
(Oops!)
You don't read at all, do you?
(I only made one slip of the tongue...)
(Excited hyenas teaming up!)
-It's empty up there, huh? -Right.
(My goodness...!)
(Suddenly serious)
Watch what you say!
(Flinch)
How can I watch what I say on a variety show?
Are you nuts?
-What did you say? -That was too much.
You're scary when you're serious!
I like women who get angry.
You do? What about violent women?
(Shaking)
Did you see him get surprised?
- Everyone! - (New student knows how to control them)
Multiple choice quiz. Number one.
When I play with Soon-shim and take pictures.
It's this one.
Number two.
When I can sleep without setting my alarm on my cell-phone.
I know!
Number two. When you can sleep without setting your alarm for the next day.
Correct!
(I got it right again...)
You said you weren't going to do it. You said you weren't interested.
What can I do when no one is getting it right?
I need to get it right! How much longer are we going to do this?
I have a question. You're not filming dramas or movies lately.
Can't you get up without the alarm every day?
Do you have a lot of work?
I'm doing pretty well nowadays.
Where?
If you don't want to do that, why don't you just quit working?
Why would you force yourself to do things you don't want to do?
I wish I could work every day.
I love work, but I want to sleep well, too. Isn't everyone like that?
What is the longest you slept?
I've slept for about twenty hours before.
-Without waking up? -Yes.
Then are you the type to not wake up when someone is carrying you away?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
Be careful!
(He went too far and started a fight against Su-geun)
What is your ideal type?
My ideal type?
-Do you like those skinny, weak guys? -No.
I like strong guys with strong lower bodies.
-Strong? -Lower bodies.
(It's obviously me...?)
I was a bit sad when Ho-dong got married.
What a joke.
It's a typical, fake comment.
I'm not even the slightest bit envious!
I'm serious!
Then who do like the least out of everyone here?
(Let me see...)
It's easy when you look at the faces.
Who?
Ho-dong, Young-cheol, and Jang-hun.
(The three uglies?)
Tell us the first and last places! Hurry!
First place is...
(At a loss for words...)
Don't feel pressured.
We won't get hurt.
-It's not like we're going to date. -First place is...
(Everyone laughed after they heard that...)
(I believe in Chae-ah...!)
I was sad when Ho-dong got married.
(The sweet words she said while looking into my eyes)
(I won't lose you this time...)
Jang-hun!
What are you doing?
(Feeling of betrayal!)
Nobody can win against buildings!
She just likes tall men.
(Enjoying the happiness of winning against Ho-dong!)
Why? Why? Why?
I'm sincerely happy.
So you don't look at men's physical appearances?
I saw him for the first time today.
He seems very manly.
(From Ho-dong to Jang-hoon, not a very credible choice)
Why won't you believe in her honesty?
-Do you think that's honesty? -Of course. How much more honest can she be?
Then there's a possibility for you two.
I just want to thank her for her choice. Why talk about possibilities?
Ulsan's most beautiful woman Han Chae-ah
and previous star basketball center and landlord Seo Jang-hun!
The two of them!
What happens to them, Ho-dong?
Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
(He seems to be very jealous...)
(Overcome heartbreak with humor!)
(Old-fashion humor)
-Should I give you the second problem? -Yes!
What action can I perform the best with my eyes?
Rolling your eyes, like Lee Kyung-kyu.
Lee Kyung-kyu...
Wrong!
The thing you do best with your eyes?
I know! You can make the black of your eyes disappear.
Wrong!
What can you do with your eyes? A staring contest?
It's a staring contest.
I'm giving you a hint right now.
Not blinking!
(Close to the answer?)
Wait a minute. She's shocked.
Oh, not closing your eyes even when someone pokes them?
- (Bingo!) - Really?
Even when they poke you with their fingers?
I mean...
(Freaky!)
(Showing an example right away!)
(I can block it with my hand!)
I block it like this.
Who do you play that kind of game with every day?
You! With you!
No, I meant every day.
(Flustered by her sudden confession)
(Shy, shy)
- Look at her! - (The room is heating up.)
(Sweet)
If you're going to play, play at home-
Enough.
(Once again, cut off by Ho-dong)
Don't you think Jang-hun is speaking rudely to me?
-Why are you like that? -He usually talks that way.
Open your eyes widely and talk to me. You're like this.
I have small eyes!
He talks like this!
- It's because my eyes are small. - He's always like that.
Really?
It's because my eyes are small.
No, you're rude. Are your eyes open?
(While raging, she approaches him and attacks!)
-It's this. -Oh, this?
When you suddenly attack?
If your fingers go a little further...
I'll poke you?
You might get hurt.
She really doesn't blink!
Do you know why Chae-ah is good at this?
-Why? -It's because she never got poked before.
If she did get poked in the eyes, she wouldn't be able to do that.
She's never experienced that before!
Who would have done it? Jang-hun, you try it.
Why are we doing this?
Come here!
I'm going to bet everything that you'll poke me.
(Depends on who'll poke you)
(Flinch)
It's because she hasn't gotten poked before. She needs to get poked.
You do need to get poked once.
Try it, Ho-dong.
-Try what? -Poke my eyes.
I'll really poke you!
You try it first. I can't do it.
(Surrenders quickly)
Just do it until you can slightly touch her with your two fingers.
Just slightly.
I'll go right in and take her contact lens out.
I'll show you her contact lens on my fingers.
(Shaking)
(Suddenly switch places)
-It's prettier for you to stand this way. -I know. Thanks.
It's prettier if she stands there?
(Considerate man)
How did you know?
He knows well.
Because I'm interested.
I have a problem controlling distances.
(Flinch)
Here I go. I can't take responsibility for what happens.
One, two, three!
(Chae-ah succeeds)
She has a lot of trust.
I'm this great.
I know you're not going to poke me.
One, two, three.
You're not going to poke me.
You blinked! (Su-geun fails!)
What are you doing?
Okay, here I go.
(Not moving at all!)
This is hard! It's impossible!
Me! I'll try.
Why did I say I was good at this?
I'll try again. Ready, set, go!
(Swoop!)
(Shock)
(Silly)
(Plays a childish joke and then does a joyful ceremony!)
(Absurd)
(Ho-dong born in the 70's has a mental age of a 7 year old...?)
I'll go first.
(Next challenger is Kyung-hun!)
(Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink.)
-I blinked? -You did.
What are you doing?
-He's not in his right mind. -I'm going to spread my hands.
He's no joke.
He doesn't have a mission.
You regret making us do this, huh?
She really doesn't blink.
Roar!
What is this?
(Next up is Young-cheol!)
I'll go first.
(He's good at everything but being funny!)
(Flustered so she speeds up!)
He knows you're not going to poke him.
(Eyeball Terror!)
(Please don't try this at home)
(Explosion of laughter)
Hey! How can you really poke my eyes?
(Can't see because he's so upset)
(I'm sorry Young-cheol)
I'm sorry!
This is the funniest thing you've ever done!
(Young-cheol finally delivers biggest laughter on 24th episode!)
Be honest. Are you happy right now or not?
I feel great!
Thank you!
She saved you!
I touched your eyeball!
Now see! He's traumatized! He'll blink now.
(Screaming)
(Second eyeball terror!)
Why do you keep poking my eyes?
We're not supposed to poke our eyes!
Why do you keep poking my eyes?
-How do you feel right now? -I feel great!
I feel like I'm soaring right now!
My eye hurts, but I feel great! What kind of feeling is this?
(Opened his eyes to humor)
I poked him too hard.
You did great. It's an honor. Just think about it.
Han Chae-ah's fingers went in my eyes.
He's right.
I'm not going to wash my face tonight.
Since you made the game, you should warn
children and immature adults not to play this.
That's right. If we get too excited, we end up poking someone's eyes for real.
Children and immature adults should not play this game.
That's right. It's good advice.
I'll give you the third problem.
I have a dog named Soon-shim.
What kind of symptom does Soon-shim show when she's sleepy?
Wow. Now we have to answer questions about a dog?
Questions about a dog!
When it's sleepy, it'll lie on its back with its legs spread out.
How? Show us.
Now I have to act like a dog?
You answered a problem about a dog. You can act it out.
When a dog is sleepy, it'll do this.
It'll be like this, and you touch its stomach. Dogs really lie like this.
(Cute)
When you touch their stomachs, they love it.
That's right. They like it.
Get up.
Where did we go wrong?
(Acted like a dog but he was wrong!)
-I worked hard on a problem about Soon-shim. -You did.
It walks over to its owner while swaying.
How? Act it out.
It's sleepy, so it does this...
He's desperate to be funny too.
(Even tries to walk on four legs)
He saw the monitor and found out he didn't have much parts!
When Soon-shim is sleepy, it will tell you it's going to bed first.
A dog is going to talk?
He's desperate, too.
How? How?
Let's all try to guess. I know the answer.
(Bark bark. I'm going to bed first!)
(A queer sight!)
Dogs can speak while they're unconscious.
What they'll do is talk to themselves.
What will they say?
(Fall asleep right away)
(So funny)
"I didn't do anything all day."
I know! It'll yawn.
How? Do it.
(Plausible but no!)
-Wrong! -It'll whimper.
-Hmm? -It'll whimper.
-How? -Do it with your actions.
Whimper, whimper.
Jang-hun, what did you say? Do it again!
Whimper, whimper.
Now you do everything.
Wrong!
They said I was in a slump lately...
After the skits were created, they said I wasn't doing anything,
so I was trying to do something.
Watch my face carefully.
(Ends up giving a hint!)
(Stick tongue out)
It comes over and kisses your face!
I know!
How? Show me.
It doesn't kiss your face-
(Lick, lick)
Everyone is desperate, aren't they?
(Hastiness is a scary thing)
It stuck out its tongue, but it's dry.
Correct!
Its tongue is dry?
How do we guess that?
Oddly enough, the divorced ones got the answers right.
(Head hung low)
What does that have to do with this?
Because the ones with the most experience in life are getting it right.
That's right.
Let's see what happens if one of you gets divorced later on.
Seriously...
I'll crush you.
For one year, that's all I'm going to talk about during the show.
When you get divorced, think of me.
Think of me before you get a divorce. You-
Don't say that. It could be you getting a divorce again.
(Thinking about it gets me mad!)
It happens to the ones with the experience.
I'll give you the next problem.
The first thing I do when I'm sick is...?
I know! You hug your dog.
Wrong!
You put red pepper powder in soju and drink it up!
I've done that before!
I've done it before.
Two shots are too much, so you drink one shot.
It doesn't work. Wrong.
I do blank and then do blank.
- I know! - But the two aren't related.
You poop and then eat?
(Doesn't care if she's an actress)
It's something like that.
I do blank and then do blank.
Doesn't that make you healthy?
Shower and then kiss!
You got one right!
Oh, really?
Don't you usually kiss first and then shower?
One of them is right.
What do you do before you shower? Can I say it out loud?
Shower is right. Do something before that.
-And then shower, right? -Right.
This is a bit weird.
Clean and then shower.
(Nervous)
Is he right?
What did you say, Young-cheol?
Shower and then hug?
I told you showering is last.
Young-cheol is saying the wrong answer because he thinks it won't be funny.
Did he get it right though?
He did.
But why do you clean and then shower?
When I'm sick, my area has to be clean first.
-And my body has to be clean, too. -She's compatible with Jang-hun.
-Are you like that, too? -And then I go to bed.
-Are you neat? -I am.
Really?
You're the kind of style I like.
Oh, really?
If you two start to date, you guys will be on the front page news on the first day.
-Why? -Where will he hide?
-Oh, because of Jang-hun? -Yup!
-Me? -That's right.
We're amateurs.
You all are amateurs. Sheesh...
What do you guys know?
We dated before, too.
There's a way.
You've never hid before, huh, Young-cheol?
He's never dated before.
Really? Not even once?
Of course not. But even if I date around, don't people usually have no interest in me?
If people see a female celebrity next to Young-cheol, they'll
probably think, "oh, she's learning English from him."
Hello everyone!
He's good at English.
He is.
In my days, you couldn't take coffee to-go, so you go to the coffee shop and order,
"please give me two cups of coffee in the cups."
You take the coffee with the actual cups to the car and drink it in there.
Then you can take the cups home as souvenirs.
You're so romantic, but why did you get a divorce?
Back then...well...gosh...
You always bring that up.
(I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry lately.)
When I always get you, you always get Sang-min.
Then have you ever dated a celebrity before, Chae-ah?
-Of course she has. -I've never dated a celebrity before.
Then you wanna date one?
-What? -Wanna date?
(At a loss for words)
Have you ever dated an athlete?
No, I never dated a public figure before.
-Oh, you've never dated anyone famous? -Yes.
So you met with rich heirs who no one knows about?
That happens!
(Interprets the way he wants)
-No. -So that's the way you flow.
No, no.
How about a CEO?
Nope.
Have you ever dated a younger guy?
Yes, I have.
-You have? -A younger guy.
How much years younger was he?
Four years.
That's normal.
-Really? -It happened recently.
You're right.
Because a thirty-year-old does not meet with a twenty-six-year-old.
You're meeting with a thirty-one-year old. It's happening right now.
Chae-ah, by any chance, do you have a lover and yet-
Go.
Go on.
It's a bit odd to do this without a partner.
A French academy announced that a woman is most lovely at the age of thirty-four.
-So 34 is the age when women...-It's over then.
Women don't like this kind of talk.
Why?
You need to watch what you say.
When you're 34...in France...
Sang-min wasn't the one who even said this! It was France!
(At the bottom of the food chain)
-This is the last problem. -The last problem.
Something I'm good at.
Can I answer this?
Go ahead.
Everyone look over there.
There's a bar over there.
Hanging on there for a long time.
Hanging from your chin!
Correct! Jang-hun was right.
Hanging on for a long time.
A woman is good at that?
Yeah, I'm pretty good at it. Don't look down on me
just because I'm a woman. None of you can beat me.
-Really? -Yup.
You're good at hanging from there?
Want to compete?
Your face kind of looks like a cicada.
(Screech, screech)
It's the first time someone called me that!
I think you can hang on well.
-Hey! -You're like a cicada.
Want to compete against me?
Sure!
Ho-dong VS Kyung-Hun
Kyung-hun, let's hang on for ten seconds and then attack each other after that.
-Okay. I got it. -Don't attack right away.
-That hurts the shoulders. -You can't get hurt.
We're pretending to fight, so if we really fight, it won't be fun.
Ready?
(Attack ten seconds later. Will they cooperate finally?)
Set...
Go!
(Breaks contract in one second)
(Angry)
(Fall)
(Out without trying anything)
Kyung-hun won.
What do we do about Ho-dong?
-He lost! -Are you okay?
I think I was too hard on him.
Let's do it one more time.
One more time?
Why?
You're going to do it again?
We promised to wait ten seconds. Don't wait this time.
-Ten seconds? -Forget it! Just start!
Do it over?
We were supposed to do it after ten seconds!
You don't remember? You jerk?
(Time!)
Give Ho-dong a warning!
Kang Ho-dong!
(Beat the referee!)
(Shock and fear)
Kang Ho-dong! Yellow card-
(Second beating!)
(Got slapped in the midst)
Referee! Why can't you do it right? Get it right!
(You're amazing, Su-geun!)
Ready?
Go!
(Restart!)
Darn!
(Caught his neck again)
(Hangs onto Ho-dong)
(The Cicada-on-Ho-dong-tree strategy)
(Shame, indignity)
(Looking for an opportunity...)
(Ab training)
(Lost again without trying...)
(Humiliation)
Kyung-hun won!
Watch. He's going to ask to go again.
Your healthy image is gone now.
Please get out.
-Did you get hurt? -Did you hurt your arm?
(Hollywood action)
-He's acting because he's embarrassed. -Are you okay?
(Fuss)
(Why is he like that?)
-Gosh! You're in the way! -Get out!
Gosh, Ho-dong!
Let me do an acrostic poem with Han Chae-ah.
-Han. -Pathetic.
-Chae. -Lost his face.
-Ah. -Has nothing.
Good job!
(Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!)
The basement will complain.
(Mere walking will bring noise complaint issues!)
I'm sorry!
(Apologize to prevent fighting with neighbors)
(How funny!)
-Who's next? -Next are the divorced singles.
Don't be like that.
-Fight between divorced singles. -Prepare divorced singles.
If you're going to be a divorced single, be a victorious divorced single.
(No excuse to offer)
Ready? Set! Go!
(He folded his legs...)
(Out as soon as he straightened them)
This is the divorced single who lost.
My feet touches the floor so easily!
I lost.
You and I should compete.
Don't do this.
How many times are you playing today?
Ho-dong!
I bet the nation's wrestling on this!
Don't bet on everything.
Bet your basketball.
Basketball vs. wrestling?
I'm not going to bet anything.
Bet your buildings!
Yeah! Bet your building!
Building! Building!
If you lose, give your building to JTBC.
If I lose, I'll give up five of my trophies!
You can't buy those with money!
This is ridiculous! It's unfair!
It's wrestling versus basketball.
Okay.
He won the Cheonhajangsa Championship 5 times
-and Baekdujangsa...-7 times.
Hallajangsa...?
I didn't do that one.
The great wrestling champion Kang Ho-dong versus Seo Jang-hun.
What the heck? You should introduce me properly, too.
He has the top records in basketball.
I have the highest score in the nation as well as the most rebounds.
(V)
The score is about 13,000.
I don't remember, so put it on the screen.
(First place in four out of eight sections)
Anyways, one to zero for domestics.
(I should just-!)
We're tired!
All the wrestling players watching this show should stand up!
Everyone say Kang Ho-dong!
Louder!
All the basketball players and their families can just sit comfortably and watch.
A variety show is just a variety show.
Just watch comfortably.
(Full of anticipation)
We're going at three!
One, two, we'll start at three!
(Knee kick)
(Shocked)
(Hit~!)
(Freaked out)
His shoulders hurt.
Hitting isn't allowed!
(P~shh!)
No hitting.
I told you. No hitting.
We're going at three. Ready?
One!
Two!
Three!
(Oh my gosh!)
(Wow!)
Three!
(Strength versus Strength!)
(Two heroes who can't handle their own weight)
(The pull-up bar is bending from the 250 kg body weight)
(Out because he put his feet down)
(Civil(?) War. The end.)
(Come on, come on)
(Steal the camera like Jang-hun does)
I'm the strongest man!
(About to devour the camera...!)
(Big Iron Man suffering from the aftermath)
Manner, manner, manner.
(Forced kindness)
(Now!)
(We're all winners!)
(Doing camera service while at it!)
Okay, come back in!
Good game! Good game!
(Young-cheol VS Su-geun)
It's been a while, mate.
Bet on something, like we bet on wrestling and basketball.
Ulsan seaweed!
Ulsan seaweed is very famous!
-Then...-Bet on Ulsan Rock!
Ulsan Rock? That's in Seoraksan Mountain!
Ulsan Rock is in Kangwon-do!
(Scratch on Solomon's pride)
Just humor me!
Ulsan Rock! That was funny, wasn't it?
That's a rock in Seoraksan Mountain!
I was naming anything about Ulsan! Bet on a whale then!
Then how about this?
I bet all my strength and energy on Lee Su-geun.
You think he'll win?
99.9%
What if I win?
What will you bet? Then let's make a bet.
I bet my honor on him.
I lost earlier but I bet on Kim Young-cheol.
I will bet on, no, not my building-
(Bet on this person...?)
I bet my honor on him. Okay.
Then all your records will disappear in the basketball association.
(All these records will disappear?)
They can't disappear.
You won't be able to comment about them with your own mouth.
Okay, okay.
(What is it that they're betting their lives on it...)
If you lift your legs and wrap them around him, you'll win. You're much heavier.
Don't use too much energy.
This won't happen, but if you lose...
I'll show you what hell is like.
Me?
But why are we working so hard for this?
One!
Two!
Three!
(Jump like lightning!)
Three!
(Stealthy, stealthy)
(Take this!)
(Block the mouth)
(Su-geun's dirty (?) victory!)
(Mixed feeling...)
Do it again! Do it again!
It's the end for you! The end! You hear me?
You've never played basketball before. It's over for you!
(Former Bum Seo Jang-hun)
I won't talk about basketball anymore, so come back.
I'm sorry. It's my fault.
Did your records disappear because of me?
-It's gone. -It's all gone?
Your traces of playing ball are gone?
My honor is gone, too.
I'm sorry.
Rebound. Attack. They're all gone.
The history of you playing basketball is gone.
You're just an architecture!
Ho-dong can still talk about wrestling.
I can still talk about it.
Hee-chul versus Kyung-hun.
Ready?
Hold on a minute.
Come back in, Jang-hun. You can't do basketball, so come back in.
Just sit still!
Stop getting in the way!
I'm sorry. Because of me, your records disappeared.
(Bad example of betting one's life...!)
Do a simulation of how you're going to attack.
I'm going to go up, step on this, and climb to the top. Then I'm going to tickle him.
Tickle? Lie!
What will you do?
(Huh?)
(Makes it funny)
One!
Two!
Three!
(He went up as planned)
(Really amazed)
(Shaking)
(He fixed his position and sat down...)
(There's a problem!)
(It hurts...)
(Strategy changed to shaking the bar!)
(Dying)
Stop! Stop! Stop!
(Every time he shakes it, pain is being delivered)
He's still fine!
-Are you okay? -Take your leg out!
(Especially happy)
I can't even go over there.
Yeah, you can't.
Hurry up and come down.
You're fine!
(Funny but painful)
Wait! Wait!
Kyung-hun, hold onto that, take one leg off,
and put your foot on top of that in one go.
Just wait.
Are you all right?
(Fly kick!)
(Reality: fly and fall!)
(Master of slapstick comedy)
(Presented greatest laughter of all time)
I want to see it again!
(Flooded requests to see it again!)
This is the video of the year, isn't it?
Kyung-hun, if you pull something like this, we have nothing to do.
(Video of the Year)
(Flew and Fell)
-Shall we? -I have no power.
-Wanna go back and forth? -You just need to stay up there and you'll win.
-Bet Roo Ra on it! -Huh?
-Roo Ra. -They're all gone now.
(Sad reality)
You have to bet something.
Then...the artists that I produced in the past.
-The royalty? -The royalty for the songs you wrote?
I should get that.
They should be under my name if I win.
They're still under attachment.
Oh, does that mean I'd be responsible then?
-Oh, so it's Debt vs. Debt. Right? -Debt vs. Debt!
The one who loses can set up cable in my room.
(What the heck)
Hey, you do it!
Hey!
It's buy one get one free! You can just call the cable company and-
-They'll do it for you. -Yeah. -It's like 5 bucks!
If it's that easy, you can do it.
Take a picture of yourself doing that at Kyung-hun's place. Okay?
-Okay, do it. -You can call them and-
But you have to pay the fee every month.
If I'm gonna pay for it, I can do it myself!
That's enough, dude!
Or just give him 1 year's worth of fees in cash.
They don't have cash.
There's nothing to bet.
But why should we do it for Kyung-hun? It should be the two of us.
What do you need? Be honest.
-Me? -Yeah. -There's a lot I need.
-Just name one. -Just one? -Yeah.
Meat.
-Meat? -Beef.
(43-year-old Sang-min's wish is to eat a lot of meat)
-Beef. -If I lose, I'll buy you beef.
A TV for me.
(Huh...?)
TV again? You don't have a TV?
-You want him to get you a TV? -The one in my living room doesn't turn on.
Give that one to Kyung-hun and you can get a new one.
No, I have 3 TVs at home-
(Laugh)
(He knows what he wants)
-He's weird! -I've never been this annoyed!
Hold the bar. Hold it!
-Jang-hun's here. -Ready!
Ow, my stomach.
One, two, three!
(Semifinal match starts)
Wow, he can't beat Su-geun.
Su-geun's doing great!
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything. Come back up!
Lee Sang-min, you lose.
Sang-min, you had a good plan, though.
I did nothing.
-You can't attack me. -No, no.
I don't know. It's up to me.
Ready. One-
-Two... -Hold on!
Three!
-What? What is this? -Yes, go!
I'm gonna-
(His leg's too short)
Offense, Su-geun!
(Chae-ah slowly begins to strangle him)
(He's cornered)
(Bite)
He bit me! (Slap)
(Aahh! He bit me!)
(Like catching a mosquito)
(Ow...)
(That was funny)
(I'm 43 and I got slapped in my forehead)
(I'm sorry)
(It only left them a scar...)
(Satisfied)
Thank you, god of variety show.
The god of variety show is watching over them.
(Chae-ah's hanging skills proved)
Didn't you get bullied by other girls in school because you were pretty?
Yeah. I got bullied.
-Why do they bully you? -Because I'm pretty.
She never denies it.
Would you want to be born again as yourself in the next life?
I want to try being born as a man. Living as a woman is tiring.
Which one of us would you want to be born again as?
-Jang-hun. -I knew it. My life's exciting.
Even being a Hallyu star can't beat owning a building.
Is your life goal to own a building?
Why do you make it look like it's all about the building?
-You want to own a building? -Yeah, I do.
If I could choose.
Jang-hun is serious.
-Are buildings all you see? -Buildings are all you have.
It's not like you have any basketball records.
Tell me what else you have.
-What do you have? -Nothing. No records now.
-The building's not yours. It's your parents'. Right?
-Still! -It's mine.
(Building owner pride)
He tells us not to talk about it, but he gets all serious!
No, we have to be clear about the facts.
If you get married, are you going to make your wife a joint owner?
-Of course he would. -Get married again?
-No... -You're not gonna remarry?
So you're not thinking about remarrying now?
(Chae-ah is asking about remarrying)
-Don't look at me like that. -Why?
Suddenly I feel like making you a joint owner.
(Breathless)
(Oh, you...)
(The classroom is filled with love all of a sudden)
You were like a romantic comedy actor!
-You were like the lead! -"Don't look at me like that."
That was so hot.
Only Jang-hun can say that.
-I was trying to be funny. -Joint ownership.
Anyway, what are we doing now?
-This is art class. -Okay.
Like it says on the board, you'll be drawing about the dreams you have right now.
Please be serious and do your best
and the worst two will get a horrible punishment.
Ready. Go!
I have insomnia.
I have a new dream now. Joint ownership.
(Huge smile)
To marry Jang-hun.
(Han Chae-ah proposes to Seo Jang-hun)
(Jealous) Gosh...
-He's serious. -Why are you so serious?
But this is really...if you say this on camera like this
people might misunderstand. You have to be serious about stuff like this.
-Huh? -Seriously.
-She is serious! -You have to be serious.
Jang-hun, look at her. Face the front.
If you have feelings for each other, you face each other.
First, face the front.
-What is this... -You never know!
(Chae-ah looks calm...)
One, two, three.
(He looked)
(Will Chae-ah look at him?)
Three. (Looks)
(No reaction at all)
(Utter humiliation)
Jang-hun's so sad!
(I'm sorry but it's funny)
You... I was looking at you.
That's such a sad excuse!
Chae-ah's really mean!
She said all that stuff and-
Hee-chul, let's try! Face the front.
(Speechless)
-Do we have to do this? -Okay, fine.
-I can cut my hair short. -Okay.
-I don't have a building but I have money saved up. -Oh, really?
(Money...It's all about the money...)
Hee-chul has cash.
It's not that much.
(Wow)
(Very satisfied)
Are you trying to do this yourself in the end?
Yeah, I think that's what this is about.
-Is this your big picture? -We have to do this for you?
-We're just... -We're the victims!
-He wants to do this. -We shouldn't let him.
Forget about the big picture and just draw your picture.
(They begin drawing their pictures)
(No more joking around)
(They are drawing without hesitation)
(Focused)
(What kind of dreams do they have?)
Yeah! Whoo! That feels good.
Right?
That's kinda sad.
I could just-
This is my future dream. I'm done!
Let's wrap it up, guys.
I'm finished.
(Confident)
(What kind of pictures did they draw?)
You two...I'm not trying to do anything here, but
you are both neat.
Oh, yeah. I like people who are neat.
I'm neat too.
Regarding that...I'm one of the top five in the country. The whole country.
I can clean buildings.
Chae-ah, you won't have to do that yourself.
(Breathless)
Wow! That was cool!
Jang-hun! Wow!
A match made in heaven.
-What am I supposed to do? -Hey, guys!
You can make money and you can also lose it
and you can make it again. That's money.
Do you mind if I take the crayons home?
-For your kids? -Yeah, I didn't buy presents.
Oh, for Children's Day?
Yeah, that's why I only used one color. So it looks new.
(He's a dad after all)
Let me take this one.
-Are you all done? -Yes.
Now, we have someone to evaluate your drawings fairly.
She's an expert who is dedicated to promoting modern art to the public.
Come in!
(Who is the expert?)
(A cat that looks familiar)
(Special guest: Nancy Lang)
(Never imagined)
-Wait a minute. -Oh, Nancy Lang.
-I think her makeup's different. -Ms. Lang!
Hello. I'm Nancy Lang and I'm a pop artist.
(Welcome)
Are you gonna do this?
Come here.
(Yay, she's going to hit me.)
(Hold your hands out)
(Shocked)
She did it after she hit you!
Why are you so shy?
Come here.
Go up there. The teacher's telling you to come.
Ho-dong. Come to the front.
Ms. Lang, are you doing a skit right now?
(No, I'm not.)
Hit him real hard.
(The pain travels through his body)
(He takes out his anger on Su-geun, like always)
Hey, I dropped all the crayons.
-Before I begin, I'll explain the rubric. -Okay.
The basic elements of painting, which is point, line, plane, shape, and color-
These are the things I'm going to evaluate you on.
Point, line, plane, shape, and color-
And unity, contrast, comparison, and emphasis-
and balance. I will evaluate you on these. And one last important thing is-
Use of space and color sense.
Wait, you can't change it now!
Does reflecting a realistic dream count for high scores?
Art is all about freedom and imagination.
-I can infinitely imagine in painting? -Of course!
-Can I dream about love? -Ho-dong.
That's surrealism.
(Hm? What was that?)
It's called surrealism.
What kind of infinite imagination is that?
I'll be looking forward to it.
-Surrigo? -What? -Did she say surrigo?
-I didn't hear her. -Surrigo...
Who wants to go first?
Chae-ah?
-Yes. -You're good!
-What the... Joint ownership? -I...
I want to marry a man who owns a lot of buildings and
live happily ever after. That's my dream starting today.
-What was your dream originally? -It wasn't this. But it changed today.
-How many buildings? One, two... Five? -One, two, three... Five.
-Then it's not Jang-hun. -It's not.
I just need to work harder.
How is it, Ms. Lang?
Um, it's very specific and realistic.
She expressed her dream in a realistic way. It's called realism.
(Embarrassed about her detailed painting)
I'll go next.
May I borrow this painting for a minute?
-Wow. -You need my painting?
-Wow. It's a collaboration. -Collaboration. Wow.
It's really a collaboration.
The one on the left is my building. The city life.
But we can't stay in the city the whole time.
We need some time to heal our souls, so if you look here...
You see a tall guy here.
Isn't that Hee-chul with long hair?
Jang-hun, you want to live with me? That's me right there!
The one with long hair... I'll leave it to your imagination.
It really does look like a collaboration masterpiece.
You used a lot of lines here and you also freely used a lot of different colors-
It looks like one person drew this.
Really, since a beautiful girl like her was looking at me that way
I felt like my heart was melting...
When I said "joint ownership," I really meant it.
Because it felt like it could really happen.
That's why I said it.
I always thought of him as someone who's whiny and mean.
On TV, that's what he looked like.
But I met him for the first time today, and he seemed nice.
-Oh, he's good. -That's good.
It looks like a woman.
This is me right now. I want to live like this forever.
-He's good. -Biggest star in the universe. -Yeah.
I love that nickname.
And I love my job and my position right now.
I was surprised to see this.
It reminded me of the world famous pop artists Murakami Takashi and Yoshitomo Nara.
Is there really someone like that?
We usually call it cartoon or illustration art.
You're very talented in that style of art.
- If it's pleasing to the eye and make the viewers happy, - Right.
it means you have a good balance.
- This is really great. - I wasn't trying to be funny.
- You really did a great job. - (Bravo!)
Thank you.
It's my real dream.
Regardless of whether people laugh at my title "Biggest star in the universe"
or they acknowledge it, it still makes me really happy.
So I want to be this immature for as long as possible.
You don't have to walk too far.
My dream is to win the grand award at JTBC's 2016 Entertainment Awards.
But there's no Entertainment Awards.
It's just a dream.
They don't have an Entertainment Award.
I want to be loved by the viewers once again and receive the grand award.
That's good.
Please give him a hand.
The basics of painting are lines, space, colors, and shapes.
His painting was expressed by just lines.
It's unfortunate that there are only lines.
But I think you only used black and white lines to convey minimalism.
I just had that thought.
This show is a big part of my life. Right?
If I work hard, and if JTBC had an Entertainment Awards ceremony...
Since it's just a dream...
Everyone is supposed to have a dream. So this is my dream.
When I saw his painting, I felt sad.
A while ago, Kang Ho-dong was always a candidate for the grand award
ever since he was a wrestler...
Oh, he doesn't think that way about himself anymore...
I saw his face when he was drawing it, and he looked very serious.
And that dream has to come true.
What I depicted is my dream that Buzz would grow as a famous band abroad
and come back to hold a concert in Korea.
(I see)
So if you see here, the members from this show
are at the airport in order to get me back on the show.
(Dreaming big)
And a private plane!
This is really amazing!
You have the potential to be an artist.
Really?
People are given this book to draw on,
but you went out of the box to draw on two pages.
- That's amazing. - Thank you.
If you look at his piece,
he conveyed repeating features using the two sides like a décalcomanie with balance.
Cubism, Fauvism, and surrealism are all included in his piece.
- I think you did an excellent job. - Thank you.
I worked with Ms. Lang for over 3 years on a show before.
What does that have to do with anything?
I learned what she does for the first time today.
Really?
Ms. Lang, you seem different today.
This is my main job.
I'm close with her, but today is the first time I saw her being sane.
(Insulted)
- You're amazing. - (Flustered)
- Kyung-hoon... - Do you think my dream will come true?
I think it will, Kyung-hoon.
Thank you.
A concert in Korea.
Buzz... the band....
That's all I could think about.
- (If you were to give a score) - Out of 100 points,
maybe 80?
I took 20 points off because I don't know if it will really come true.
My last dream is is that my last job would be to produce music again.
So a picture of my dream...
- I drew on two pages too. - Wow!
Isn't that cheating? Weren't we supposed to draw on 1 page?
These are the groups I produced.
A 9 member boy group and a 7 member girl group.
You're going to put them on a fishing boat?
(Laughing)
- What? - Is he going to put them on a fishing boat?
(Doesn't look happy)
- Don't step on other people's dream. - I'm sorry.
That was immature.
(Students having hard time holding in their laughter)
After they become super stars, I want to put them on my yacht,
along with my wife, my kid, and myself
to all go on a cruise together.
- The cruise ship is yours. It has your initials. - Yes, it's my company's ship.
Like Kyung-hoon, you did an excellent job of utilizing the space and the depth.
If there was no black color among the pastel tones,
it would've been dull.
You did a great job of expressing your dream through your painting.
I went bankrupt when I was very close to achieving that dream.
The regrets don't come from the fact that I didn't achieve that dream.
It comes from the fact that I couldn't do anything. Well not really regrets...
Before I even had the chance to get sad about not achieving that dream,
too many bad things happened to me.
I just hung in there without getting the opportunity to have regrets.
When she asked me about my dream today,
I remembered that was my dream, so that's what I drew.
Let me ask you.
(Young-cheol's paper is filled)
This is me in 5 years, in 2021.
Thousands of fans are greeting him at the airport when he goes to Hollywood.
Yes.
What do you think? Point, line, shape, space, line...
(Laughing)
This is similar to Kyung-hun's piece.
It's optimistic, and the colors are very pretty too.
- Okay. - You expressed surrealism by
- drawing yourself much bigger than the other people. - Right.
I think your ambition of becoming a Hollywood star was well conveyed in your art.
Do you think I can put this up for sale?
If you rip out your drawing, you might get $1.20 for the sketchbook.
(Laughing at his accurate estimate)
Oh, I have to rip this out?
Because it has to look like it's new.
- After I rip this out? - (My stomach hurts!)
If I do this, will $1.20 be a fair price?
I'll buy it, so I can give it to my kids. It's Children's Day.
What I liked about all the members today
was that they all had dreams. I was very happy.
No one complained or hesitated. They just drew out their dream on their sketchbooks.
I liked how we were trying to say our dreams were better than others.
I was most touched by Young-cheol's dream.
He's been dreaming the same thing for a while.
His passion and enthusiasm...
He didn't simply stop at learning English.
When I saw his drawing, I knew that he had put down his real dream.
I want to cheer him on.
- Su-geun is very creative. - He really is.
I'm very excited to see it.
- Ms. Lang, I just... - I'm excited to see his.
I just drew what I've been feeling.
- If you look here... - Wow.
- (Relatively better drawing skills) - This is me with my head down.
Why?
Me feeling intimidated.
- That's your dream? - No.
I want to talk about the future.
And I want to be in front of the cameras for a long time.
Is it New Year's?
- Oh, it's because... - You're wearing a hanbok.
Oh this? I had no choice but to draw this because my stylist provided it for me.
- Oh, this is you? - Me looking happy!
First, he drew his picture very well.
The emphasis was on the student.
He also used a variety of colors and made it look realistic.
It looks like you've learned about art before.
I get that sometimes.
(Happy)
I was a little sad about Su-geun's drawing.
I was wondering why he drew himself looking intimidated.
If I were Su-geun, I would've drawn myself looking confident.
When Su-geun drew himself looking intimidated,
I couldn't say anything because I wasn't Su-geun.
- Su-geun... - (Getting teary eyed thinking about him)
When the shoot is over,
he would thank me for taking care of him. He was always like that.
I would wonder if I had really taken care of him.
I want to see him be more confident.
He's doing great right now too. I think he's gotten more confident.
It makes me happy. Now I want him to take care of me.
That's what I've been thinking. I get what Ho-dong is feeling.
He's been stealing the spotlight.
I don't feel like crying anymore.
- I have to rank the art pieces. - From 1st place?
First, I'll announce who got 6th place.
Han Chae-ah!
(Lee Su-geun in 5th place!)
- Su-geun got 5th place? - Yes.
(4th place is Lee Sang-min!)
In 3rd place is Hee-chul!
(2nd place is Kim Young-chul!)
So the remaining students are Ho-dong, Jang-hoon, and Kyung-hoon.
(Complaining)
He shouldn't draw people like that!
- Please come forward. - She wants you to come forward.
I think Kyung-hoon got 1st.
Jang-hoon got 7th and Ho-dong got 8th.
She said I did a good job earlier.
I give up.
You can't do that.
Ho-dong, come here.
Don't be rude.
Ho-dong acts like an elementary school kid.
Can't you see JTBC building here? It's all here, and there's a rainbow.
I don't see it.
(Pictures getting added to the blank paper)
The Wizard of Oz on this side.
(Some way(?) over the rainbow)
(Décalcomanie of Ho-dong's singing)
Is that it?
Dorothy!
Did you call for me?
Dorothy is running around here.
The beauty of incomplete art.
I'll announce who got 1st place.
In 1st place is... (Who will be in 1st place?)
(Jang-hoon who is satisfied with his art?)
(Kyung-hoon with artist potential?)
(Ho-dong with incomplete aesthetics?)
(No plot twist, 1st place is Min Kyung-hoon!)
(Delighted)
- (In denial) - Kyung-hoon, please come here. Congratulations.
Jang-hoon...
Dorothy is crying.
- Please give me a second. - Don't cry, Dorothy.
Jang-hoon.
- Chae-ah, please come up here. - Okay.
- (Only Ho-dong sees Dorothy crying) - Although I can't evaluate someone else's art,
(Don't cry Dorothy)
You guys said your art was a collaboration.
Right.
But they were broken apart,
- so... - If they were together, what would it have been?
If they were together, they could've been 2nd and 3rd place.
But they were broken apart...
Ms. Lang, he has lost it.
- I accept it. - (Ho-dong's dream ends up crashing down)
- I'd like to keep it clean. - (Oh no)
Kyung-hoon got 1st place. I accept it.
He was the best out of all.
7th and 8th places are the lowest so they'll get scary punishments.
You're right. It has to be something big. It hasn't been that bad yet.
Since humans are not animals, we're allowed to express what we imagine through art.
But since they weren't able to do that,
they must turn into dogs.
Bark.
(Confused) (Dogs...?)
(With the two dogs who walk on its two legs...)
(Three no's: no concept, no basis, no script)
(Props to help with improving the skits)
(5 Husbands and Dog, Husbands Inside)
(10 years later...)
( Chae-ah who just got married and her dog Soon-shim)
(In 10 years, Soon-shim has grown into a giant dog)
It's so hot.
Honey! (Beautiful Chae-ah desperately looking for her husband)
Where are you? Hurry up.
(Husbands contemplating on who goes first)
- Yeah, Kyung-hoon start us off. - I'm coming!
- Comedians can't be the first ones. - Yeah, they get disappointed.
(Jang-hoon has nothing to say since he's just a dog)
Where are you?
- I'm sorry. - Hey, honey.
- Did I make you wait? - Yeah.
I just gone done with work.
- Are you tired? - Yeah. I'm tired.
- Me too. - What did you do today?
Nothing much.
Have you seen our baby?
Baby? What baby?
Our baby!
We don't have a baby.
Of course we do!
- What are you talking about? - We have Soon-shim!
I told you not to get a dog! I'm allergic to them.
What are you talking about? We've had her all this time.
- We had a dog? - Yeah!
- (Can't remember) - Where did Soon-shim go?
- Soon-shim! (Calling for their family member, Soon-shim...)
Mommy is calling for you! Soon-shim come here.
(The door opens on its own)
(Soon-shim has changed a lot in 10 years)
(That organism is really Soon-shim...?)
Soon-shim, come here!
Honey! When did the dog get so big?
I feel like she got bigger.
(Making beastly noises)
She's not a wolf. Come here Soon-shim.
The dog opened the door.
This is just like the old show "Humor1st Street."
- I'm allergic. - What do you mean?
I don't know. I've always been allergic.
(So cute, muah)
- (Wow, jealous!) - Like what you're doing for the dog...
Wait.
(Stopping him to save his wife)
You should do for me what you do for the dog.
- Honey. - Am I worse than a dog?
- No. - Then what?
You need to get close with the dog for me to get close to you.
-Can you give a kiss to Soon-shim? -I'm allergic. -Can you try?
-If you kiss Soon-shim, will you kiss me? -Of course.
(Forget the allergy. He's decided to kiss Soon-shim.)
Stay still.
(Sudden passionate love for a dog)
He's getting rejected by a dog.
(Despite the strong refusal, he succeeds in kissing Soon-shim)
I did it. Now you kiss me.
You have to do it on the lips. My Soon-shim likes it on the lips.
-Then, are you gonna kiss me on the lips too? -Sure.
(Even the allergy can stop the animal lover)
(Strong defense)
(Desperately protecting his lips.)
I think your dog likes me too much.
(The one trying to steal the kiss vs. the one trying to protect the lips)
Honey.
I think my Soon-shim only loves me. She's not ready to open his heart to you.
Right, Soon-shim?
(Throwing an angry ball)
(Report animal abuse: Animal protection center)
Go get it. Go!
(Human protection center is needed)
I think Soon-shim's way out of control.
(In the arms of her owner, she lets out his frustration)
Soon-shim's just hungry.
(Carrying the owner and running away)
How dare that dog-
Honey, did you by any chance train her to do this?
No, my Soon-shim's a little upset because she's hungry.
Come here. Let's eat.
-Honey, I haven't eaten either. -Okay, let's eat. Come on.
-Yeah? Okay. -Soon-shim, come on.
(Blind spot kick!)
Let's eat! Let's eat! (Animal protection Center)
-Wow, we're having BBQ? -Yeah. -Great!
(Upset)
-Come on, Soon-shim. -Great, BBQ!
Honey, are you hungry? We have to wait for Soon-shim though.
-We have to wait for a dog? -Of course.
Soon-shim!
Something’s wrong with Soon-shim.
-I will give her a hand. -Will you, honey?
Come here. Sit down.
(Take my poop!)
What the hell? Ugh, honey do you see this dog poop?
You shitty-
-Gosh, how disgusting. -Honey, please clean that up for me.
Why do I have to clean up her poop?
Please, honey. Can you throw that away? Please?
Fine. I will do it. Argh, so annoying.
(I will clean up my own poop)
Look at her. Gross! She's just like a stray dog.
Let her eat her own poop. Let's eat BBQ honey.
Honey!
-You should eat some salad. -Why?
You need to think about your health.
-But I want some meat. -No, this is for Soon-shim.
Soon-shim!
Honey. Soon-shim!
(Soon-shim's exhausted)
Soon-shim, let's eat!
Woof, I don't wanna woof woof!
Honey, she doesn't want it. I guess she's not hungry. Let me have this.
Soon-shim's not eating because she just pooped.
You can have salad.
It's about time you go in there.
Jang-hoon!
(Deep worries)
But I am the neighbor's dog.
You know how our show has become a big hit. And many people are talking about it.
I went online to read people's comments. And among the comments about me...
People say I don't do well once we begin the skit.
Today, I decided to give all I got in skits.
(Motivated Han-shim's entering with his owner.)
Excuse me.
Hi, excuse me. I live next door. You guys are being way too loud, don't you think?
-It's too much. -We're sorry. -It's okay, Han-shim. (What do I do?)
-Oh, is that your... -Who is it? Han-shim?
You can't bring a dog here. I have an allergy.
(He suddenly attacks Soon-shim out of nowhere.)
What on earth...
(And sudden hug)
(Protect your eyes from this unsightly scene.)
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
(One fine day in Spring, Soon-shim and Han-shim found love)
Oh my gosh, Han-shim.
(He's going overboard the moment he enters)
-Wow, so crazy. -Han-shim, you can't do that here.
(Soon-shim's victimized by Han-shim's overzealous attempt at skit)
It's over, Soon-shim. It's over.
What are you doing here, bringing that dog?
Did you bring your dog to mate with mine?
Why, my Han-shim's an excellent breed.
-My Han-shim's Pomeranian. -Soon-shim is too.
Wow, they just gave birth to this puppy.
(I did, already?)
This isn't Pomeranian. It's Maltese.
-It just came out? -He's not a pure breed, is he? -He's obviously Maltese.
This dog isn't a good breed!
Actually... my Han-shim's girl left home a little while ago.
-Oh, really? They got a divorce? -Yes. He became a single.
Yeah, it happened.
Hurry up, or I will get you neutered.
(Han-shim, come on!)
Oh no, my Soon-shim..
(Skit has become dog mess)
Honey, seriously. I hate this kind of commotion.
Enough. Stop it.
-No! -Where are you going? -Come back!
Come on, Han-shim.
(Missing his human years. Goodbye!)
(Are you the same Jang-hoon I used to know?)
I couldn't do anything when Jang-hoon grabbed me.
I didn't know what to do.
-Honey! -Gosh, I am so beat.
I'm so tired. Can you give me something to eat?
You make your own food.
-Come on. Make me dinner, please. -I am upset.
-Why? About what? -Soon-shim ran away.
Really? Why?
She ran away with Han-shim.
To tell you the truth, I don't like dogs.
-Can I be honest with you? -Sure.
Do you know why I am wearing this?
I was gonna wear the suit, but Soon-shim pissed on it.
Can't you be more understanding?
I'm suppoed to be understanding?
Then what am I supposed to wear? Should I wear this everyday?
-It's not that- -What should I wear? Do you even know what suits I have?
- I do. -Do you know how many ties I have? - I do.
Then how come you didn't know Soon-shim pissed on my suit?
Don't laugh!
Your husband's talking.
How many times do I have to tell you?
(Be quiet. Complete blockade of the syrinx)
-Hey! -What's the matter with you?
-Get a hold of yourself! -Let go of my neck!
Let go of my neck!
(Surprised!)
It seems like she's grabbed quite a few necks before.
Let go of my neck! How many times must I tell you? One, two, three!
Let go! One, two, three! Let go!
- I said let go! - I did!
Time for me to go.
(God of skits is ready to go.)
I wonder what character Su-gen's gonna play)
Excuse me!
-Who is it? - Is someone at the door?
Anybody home?
-Come on. -Oh, Soon-shim!
So what happened is-
Soon-shim!
Where did you find her?
The dog told me where you live. Even to the apartment number. She's very smart.
-Oh did she? -She told me the apartment number is 1406.
She was going through a trash can.
-Well, thank you. You can go now. -That's not important.
Okay, you should go now. We'll compensate you later.
If you're gonna compensate me, you should do so now.
I went through so much to bring this dog. I will take her back.
What on earth are you doing? There's nothing in your hand.
How dare you try to trick me?
Are you sure this is your home?
Are you sure? Tell me if it's not your home.
(Giving him real money.)
-Here you go. -Oh, I wasn't trying to get anything like this.
-Right, right. Go away now. - I just wanted a cup of tea, maybe.
-Go now. -Go where? I even put on lipstick to do this.
-You want me to go already? -You should go now.
-What the hell? Darn it. -We have something to discuss.
(He's disappointed)
(I can't just go away like this...)
-Miss, are you home? -Yes!
-You got a package. -I do? -Who's Soon-shim?
-That's my dog. -Let go. I will deliver it myself. Who's Soon-shim?
- I said that's my dog's name. What do you want? -Soon-shim, you've got a package.
What is this, Soon-shim?
I think it's a gift for you.
(Hopeful)
Geez, you're loud and annoying.
(Special delivery for slapping)
Gosh, so annoying.
Even dogs shouldn't do this. Look at this puppy.
Doesn't it remind you of anything? Look at this puppy.
You don't remember? Whose puppy is this?
-It's not mine. -It is so. Look at the color. Your brown and her white.
See, the puppy has mixed colors of white and brown.
It's your baby, Soon-shim. Right? Feed it.
Miss, you shouldn't get so many dogs if you can't raise them properly.
I am sorry.
Shame on you. Where's your husband?
-That husband of yours has his handful with dogs. -Honey!
Where are you? (Kyung-hoon husband is called in)
What took you so long?
- I was in the neighbor’s house... -That dog's still here.
Take that dog. It's yours.
Don't mind them.
Stop pretending to be a dog! Enough already.
-He looks so normal but he's acting like a dog. -Honey, we've gotta clean this mess.
Take that dog out of my house.
Do you know how worried your mom is about you wearing that dog outfit?
You crazy boy, why would you act like a dog?
We raised you to be a basketball player,
but now you're going around in that dog outfit, trying to mate with another dog?
-That crazy dog... -Good bye, ma'am.
Today, Ho-dong and Jang-hoon had distinct characters in the show.
Right?
Because I've always been a dog lover, I thought I'd be able to bring out the details.
How was it today?
I had so much fun today.
Since we were doing a skit about Soon-shim,
I felt special attachment to Soon-shim.
And I thought about how nice it would be if Soon-shim could talk like Ho-dong.
I thought it would be so awesome. And-
The time has come-
for you to say goodbye to the great beauty of Joseon.
(Full of disappointment)
( Going her way without even looking back)
Oh, by the way, I have a secret.
(Focused)
I live alone.
(She promotes her show and disappears.)
Isn't she a nutjob?
She's promoting an MBC show on a JTBC show.
She said, "I Live Alone?" Thank you for promoting.
Today also, there's a viewer who's been watching the show the whole day.
(While the show is in full swing)
(This guy has been observing the cast.)
(Who will he choose as the cast that failed to let himself go?)
So I noticed one cast who seemed to be unable to mix up with others.)
It's not me. Not me.
I am going to do the punishment now.
The final choice of a viewer.
(The cast who should let himself go further.)
Let yourself go!
(It was Sang-min.)
Yay, it wasn't me.
(His instincts are woken up.)
Thank you. Good job. Good job, everyone.
The foundation's chairman's niece is here.
I am Sunny from Girls High School.
I am Dandy Andy.
Welcome. Nice to meet you. (Be respectful!)
Sorry, but we'll have to take your cell phones.
(Finally, a taboo word has come out!)
(Dandy Andy's done adjusting to the school!)
Why, it could be a car dealer!
(A new rule: an honors student gets to graduate early.)
(Feeling somewhat wronged.)
(Dandy Andy becomes the first graduate of the school!)
I haven't even asked any questions.
I've never gone on a trip with a boyfriend.
(Hee-chul's laughing his butt off)
I don't date girls often.
(What did you just say?)
Darn it, she was here.
(Ecstatic)
(Regretful)
(Frustrated)
(A legendary player has come to the "Cruel Court")
(But the reality is?)
(The giant is completely blocked)
(Getting teased by Young-chul)
I haven't played basketball for 4 years.
(I will prove myself...)
(That legends never die...)
(Will he be able to regain his fame?)
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